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THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. YOU’RE LIFE...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c6bfac92f9ab78e2c4b1d1258cc3a09/tumblr_mon1yxmV7R1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/53362522951/thank-you-guys-so-much-youre-life-savers" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;animalstalkinginallcaps&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. YOU’RE LIFE SAVERS. LITERALLY. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THERE WAS A SWAMP OF SADNESS HERE UNTIL I WAS ALREADY IN IT. THEY’RE PRETTY TERRIBLE. IT’S A REALLY LONG STORY, BUT MY COUSIN ARTAX ACTUALLY &lt;em&gt;DIED&lt;/em&gt; IN ONE OF THESE. WHICH IS LIKE, SO SAD TO THINK AB-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AH, DAMN IT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;sub&gt;&lt;sub&gt;&lt;a href="http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/book"&gt;[preorder the book]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53393107139</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53393107139</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:05:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tastefullyoffensive:

The French Press of Bel-Air</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22b7bc39db49e58bc7767ca05d051dfb/tumblr_mocemoGIOF1svzq6no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/53380922783/the-french-press-of-bel-air" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The French Press of Bel-Air&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53392281844</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53392281844</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:53:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thedaintysquid:

(via The Dainty Squid: It’s the little things…)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3973d3be5c57a27c82c3fa636a1bfc7e/tumblr_mom86wmK2f1qasbyxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedaintysquid.tumblr.com/post/53320501968/via-the-dainty-squid-its-the-little-things" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thedaintysquid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.thedaintysquid.com/2013/06/its-little-things.html"&gt;The Dainty Squid: It’s the little things…&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53321648961</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53321648961</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:16:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f15c40f89102afd3f341f688f0e0bf37/tumblr_mom5u053WB1qa4karo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53319421141</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53319421141</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:46:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>colferchris:

things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:
dealing with spiders
buying bras in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://colferchris.tumblr.com/post/51661420529"&gt;colferchris&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;dealing with spiders&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;buying bras in the right size&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;devouring the souls of my enemies&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;getting out of bed in the morning&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;ordering food over the phone&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;using public transport&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53308374947</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53308374947</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:06:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>forlackofabettercomic:

There’s no problem a good cuddle can’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac64d9d32dc7d6e15b9e434ecc0e7970/tumblr_mok6tz9yiU1qardsjo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://forlackofabettercomic.tumblr.com/post/53232764483/theres-no-problem-a-good-cuddle-cant-solve" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;forlackofabettercomic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;There’s no problem a good cuddle can’t solve, that’s what I always say.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53243662419</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53243662419</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:06:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rocksymom.tumblr.com/post/52709767777/home-is-where-your-wi-fi-connects-automatically"&gt;rocksymom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53243444129</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53243444129</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:02:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>beatonna:

It’s a new comic about a CHILDHOOD CLASSIC
Click on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc358284c78938b04e358d7aaaa5c1f0/tumblr_mok0v0LMi71rnw5qjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://beatonna.tumblr.com/post/53219448862/its-a-new-comic-about-a-childhood-classic-click" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;beatonna&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s a new comic about a &lt;a href="http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=350"&gt;CHILDHOOD CLASSIC&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Click on to go through!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53222288492</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53222288492</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:05:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lavender-ice:

thefuuuucomics:

JESUS CHRIST

omg</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/melanbee/53161130408/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_53161130408" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="533" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lavender-ice.tumblr.com/post/53151020215/thefuuuucomics-jesus-christ-omg" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lavender-ice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thefucomics.com/post/53150795101/jesus-christ"&gt;thefuuuucomics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JESUS CHRIST&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omg&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53161130408</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53161130408</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:07:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Wait is this TV-land Friends marathon still on?


Oops my hand slipped and I lost the remote.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Wait is this TV-land Friends marathon still on?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Oops my hand slipped and I lost the remote.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53152447341</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/53152447341</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:03:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>loyolamaryland:

It’s Ted’s last day at Loyola. Here’s to 15...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffd60f54525be093b7b013a7956c5d47/tumblr_moeah8KUDM1qjqt2uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;loyolamaryland:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It’s Ted’s last day at Loyola. Here’s to 15 years of the most memorable shuttle rides in Evergreen history. #loyola #loyolamaryland #greyhoundnation #jesuit #jesuits #college #university #baltimore #maryland #StrongsTedsWellLived&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
What a wonderful human being.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52971919101</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52971919101</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:49:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>helpusgreatwarrior:

Dance

Edit: I’ve decided that the dress...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c38777ee2c3f4e7b6acba874df00cea7/tumblr_moe4psUv0j1s3ae1io1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://helpusgreatwarrior.tumblr.com/post/52952730074/dance-edit-ive-decided-that-the-dress-great" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;helpusgreatwarrior&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dance&lt;/p&gt;

Edit: I’ve decided that the dress Great Warrior is wearing was from her Quinceañera.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52972200343</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52972200343</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:11:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh? I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bigeisamazing.tumblr.com/post/51609286145/ronaldreagay-laughing-cow-cheese-huh-i-bet"&gt;bigeisamazing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ronaldreagay.tumblr.com/post/51520410170/laughing-cow-cheese-huh-i-bet-that-cow-wasnt"&gt;ronaldreagay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;laughing cow cheese huh?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7c8f47186721b12a518f22571191881e/tumblr_inline_mnhhj24dNA1ruijd3.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you don’t kill a cow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;to make cheese&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/27d1eacd365771a635dcf8942abdd3fd/tumblr_inline_mnjf0aLIla1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;


&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52660318656</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52660318656</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 18:40:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>malfoymannor:

i don’t understand why house baratheon’s words are “ours is the fury” and not...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malfoymannor.tumblr.com/post/52545224112"&gt;malfoymannor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i don’t understand why house baratheon’s words are “ours is the fury” and not “swaggity swag i’m a stag”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52585231218</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52585231218</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:02:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tastefullyoffensive:

“Spotted this at the gym.” [via]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aeaec193d6c1a109c4f76472d4bb9f6b/tumblr_mo2vbxoetF1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/52460507987/spotted-this-at-the-gym-via" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Spotted this at the gym.” [&lt;a href="http://imgur.com/pir5Qqv"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52477498752</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52477498752</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 14:35:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thefluffingtonpost:

Starbucks to Offer $8 Kitten Latte
In an...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12f253c17eafb2eb54b9c1f32ad4cb0e/tumblr_mnxv13M9321qdedm3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d20ee94a30ff19c492a189d20c3a27cf/tumblr_mnxv13M9321qdedm3o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thefluffingtonpost.com/post/52376422809/kitten-latte" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thefluffingtonpost&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Starbucks to Offer $8 Kitten Latte&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In an attempt to attract a higher end consumer, Starbucks has announced that it will begin to offer a new premium latte. The so-called “&lt;a href="http://www.thefluffingtonpost.com/tagged/kitties"&gt;kitten&lt;/a&gt; latte” (actual menu name: Purriato) will come in two sizes: grande (one kitten) and venti (two kittens).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All that cuteness comes at a price, though. The grande Purriato will set you back $8, while a venti will cost $12 in most markets.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All kitten drinks will come with a saucer of skim milk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://instagram.com/p/aL3R14r61u/"&gt;elpida_stylianou&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52406804622</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52406804622</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:27:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My dream</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d065382d3c14afe67a2f16cb874ed4d/tumblr_mn0tpu5e2s1rlsw5xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c974f5af27764b218704be278e7c3129/tumblr_mn0tpu5e2s1rlsw5xo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c479eb77532128093aa9d138ef279b4c/tumblr_mn0tpu5e2s1rlsw5xo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My dream&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52371474597</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52371474597</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 06:33:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>astrogasmic:

Astronaut problems.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d280f8fb761473f39caea018d3b9bb9/tumblr_mmspytJuDq1qh868xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://astrogasmic.tumblr.com/post/50915235105/astronaut-problems"&gt;astrogasmic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Astronaut problems.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52252118119</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52252118119</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:28:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>teen wolf marathon oh no</title><description>&lt;p&gt;teen wolf marathon oh no&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52093162113</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/52093162113</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2013 19:12:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>choplogik:

fig. 21 - a tiny bughey its me a tiny bug on a rock...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6bd1adc36e30252aecb81d94a86bd46/tumblr_mnoy02SUUr1qat2uqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://choplogik.tumblr.com/post/51847180948" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;choplogik&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;fig. 21 - a tiny bug&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;hey its me a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="found"&gt;tiny bug&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; on a rock that you walked past erlier i said hello but i was too little to hear so im say hello now Have a fun day ilu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/51892278330</link><guid>http://melanbee.tumblr.com/post/51892278330</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jun 2013 12:50:03 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
