melanbee

colferchris:

things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:

• dealing with spiders
• buying bras in the right size
• purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
• devouring the souls of my enemies
• getting out of bed in the morning
• ordering food over the phone
• using public transport

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

Wait is this TV-land Friends marathon still on?

Oops my hand slipped and I lost the remote.

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?

I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

malfoymannor:

i don’t understand why house baratheon’s words are “ours is the fury” and not “swaggity swag i’m a stag”

teen wolf marathon oh no

my mind is telling me no

but my budget

my budget is also telling me no